I got a righteous chuckle out of this email chain this morning... thought I'd pass it along....

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down    

 

  Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.  

 

  Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! 

 

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -  

 to give them a bigger laugh.

It was worth the chuckle... lol!

enjoy your day...


-That Darn Republican

 
I used to listen to my relatives and social voices that made sense to me as I matured into an eyes wide young conservative I recalled when they told me about Pre-WWII era Marxist hypocrite who found excuses to dismiss human life in the pursuit of their causes but made sure their necks were safe by floating across the Atlantic and burrowing themselves into our educational system.  Older with 20/20 hindsight I see they were right -- starting as early as the late 1930's they started trickling across the Pond and uniting themselves with America's leftist elements. Within a few years... we started seeing the odiferous byproduct of communist infection here stateside. The late Senator McCarthy was ahead of his time... if the Committee on unAmerican Activities existed today... Hmmmm, I wonder who would get indicted? Ted Turner... Hillary, Tim Robbins... US auto makers [because they sure aren't putting up much competition? Cable companies funneling illicit images and subversive programming uninterrupted into our homes and we can't control the bundled poison that gets injected intravenous... and because its bundled they get guaranteed advertising revenues. That's why/how that crap stays on the air.

So I started wondering just how far these kooks would go if left to their reprobate devices, and the evidence is staggering.  Bill Clinton is lauded by liberals, and leftist pundits. But what did the man get done during his tenure -- not much between running from Whitewater, Monica Lewinski, Paula Jones.. and a few others -- oh, and took a breath just long enough to give compromise national security by letting a Chinese nation with a burst transmitter get away with spying for China, mean while with a mean Jedi Mind trick gets  bestowed on itself most favored trade status, we are now reaping  copious benefits of a mutual trade relationship with all the lowered expectations that come with it, that and he signed NAFTA into law... in short Clinton screwed us good, by implementing the first stages in operation Amerika. Another salient factor I thought somewhat grimly appropo what the innuagural song Ole' Bill chose to use... the lyrics chiming int he ears of American across the nation -- but a clear signal to nutters across the nation "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow... yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone". Done away are the moral tethers of yesterday... revisionism is on! They knew exactly what they were doing. The first huge mistake -- Bader-Ginsberg. 

 But even before the Mc Carthy days liberals planned the derailing of our currency by intentuially takign it off a standard that had value and placing it on one with none our dollar. Even though Ike was at the helm -- the consulting voices were all transplanted nutters projecting their marxist bent on capitalism.  How long can a nation kite a check? eventually someone is gonna come calling... but let's be honest, they needs to bankrupt the American middle class, and that won't happen over night. This past DNC burning-man fest was an overt exercise in who could bang the loudest nutter drum. All of them were to the far left, not one wasn't. All of them trying to out do each other showing who had the most marxist leaning? These people are sick, and Hillary must think people are stupid to just assume even democrats are gonna usher her support because she is the estranged wife-of- Ole' Bill... I think they have miscalculated the social liberality of American liberals. Most just want to indulge a little "harmless" nonconformism... but they don't want to destabilize their government and have open season on every institution that makes a nation strong and last for future generations.

Alas, [however] there are those who are so tired of feeling out of place at Frenchard coffeehouse because the cannot defend American capitalist successes against socialist nutterisms... they just assume doom all of American to their grey-matter morality, and bleak Orwellian outlook on life. Their sterilized, and antiseptic purview of human liberties is all but a social study in selective engagement.  They are hypocrites of the highest order. They will dismiss a human life out of social convenience but... let one dollar of their pay be missing [if following the same eqiovilency to conclusion] they'd have a holy Roman fit.  These are they very best of today's debased minds. They are wholly given over to their debauchery and because misery [apparently] loves company want to make sure no stone is unturned in their exacting code of moral erosion.  Our dollar is at current on a slow burning, back draft with the c Canadian dollar which if most of us can remember was about .60 to .70 cents on the greenback, and Mexico's Peso was hundreds to 1. Now they are within shouting reach of the buck -- all in sync with  NAFTA and the soon appearing CAFTA if they get their will. Their hypocrisy is glaring -- they laud healthy lifestyles... but won't lobby the FDA for stronger measures. Why? Because they can make a few more nuts rich on holistic health kicks, while knowingly bad food is trickling into our stores, unhealthful ingredients are being allowed to be used on their production -- all of this will benefit them one way or the other they figure... of they won't elect us now by choice... they will later when their health starts failing and they will have no choice  -- we'll have socialism one way or the other.

What a disgusting and nefarious mindset... but I'd like to say it isn't real. That it is just a figment of a healthy imagination. But, I'd be lying to myself and you my readers if it weren't true. What kind of citizen turns their back on their national birthright?  The freest of all people the world has every known... just to identify with a mind that can accept their indecent behavior as normalized... see what consensus gets you? I guess the Apostle Paul was right, people will perpetrate all manner of social disorder just to get away with the most basic of human iniquities... pathetic, truly pathetic, and they wonder why people look at them like they have lost their minds. They truly have.

Congressman Ron Paul is an interesting choice if any at first glance. He has made popular gains in the polls [like that matters] with his views on our economy, immigration reform and foreign policy. He is enjoying a strong surge of grass-roots support on some of his positions and some of his most strident supporters include the third-party advocates who cannot seem to form their minds up enough to make a concrete stance on a given social issue... so we need a third party for them? Go figure. I agree with his stance on the dollar. It has been intentionally derailed we are not a capitalist economy at present, I happen to agree with Michael Medved's assessment that we are more of an "interventionist" economy. Meaning we are propped up by what we figure the dollar is worth after all the dollars we flood the market with.  Our dollar [respectfully] is currently like liberal social values... its valuable because we say it is, not that it has any real value.  That a candidate is so focused on this is suprisingly refreshing. Because something needs to be done our national sovereignty is under assault by every nutter front you can imagine... but any nations currency is its sovereignty, when it is weakened so is your sovereignty. However, does that make him the man? Mr. Medved was far more facilitating that I would have been. Am I the only one that sees Congressman Paul's demeanor as a bit philosophically limp-wristed? Every other word out of his mouth is "philosophical", if I dare say this much, philosophy is the religion of the reprobate mind, it doesn't  evoke absolutes -- it is mailable, as to be forged along whatever lifestyle you choose and have no inherent system of accountability. Great... no wonder nutters worship the ancient Greeks, but us more clear thinking Americans know when it is time to kick butt and take names.

Paul is a strong advocate of the third party issue... I openly disagree. The two party system works because on a given topic, or matter there is only one way to go that either helps or makes things worse. In life this are either right or wrong, on or off... yes or no, clear or convoluted. A third party says its ok to be on the fence... My issues with Mr. Paul is that, a) he is getting up there in age at 71 b)  His foreign policy views are a bit soft. c) He is a bit too conspiracy theory oriented, although I'll give him points on some issues he takes up that are dead on --  but, it lends a bit of a spooky kind of aura to him, smart strategists leave that kind of impressionism to the Ariana Huffington type nutters.  d) Far too philisophical in nature; may I submit we don't need a coffeehouse philisopher in the Whitehouse right now -- we need a General Patton. 

I respect the accomplishments he has made in with the tenure he has enjoyed so far in Congress, however he may be better suited to stay there and support the changes or in most cases act on the laws already on the books to help clean up America and get us back on track, also by giving his strong fighting points and endorsement  to a candidate who can actually win because it won't be him. I'll tell you that right now, this blogger would certainly like to see a Fred Thompson/Duncan Hunter ticket... that is a winning combination right here, that and because when Thompson [who is up there in age as well] decides he's had enough, a strong conservative would have been in the second seat, waiting in the wings to move us more toward where America actually is.. rather than falsely professed to me. America is not a liberal nation, we are an indulgent nation, and will pay a price for it... but we are not a liberal, there is a difference.

5.